The 1980s is remembered for an unmanageable amount of cocaine traffic and importation into the United States that would leave a twisted legacy for decades to come, one we still feel today. There have been numerous stories, movies, TV shows, and even songs inspired by the 1980s drug trade, from Scarface to Narcos, and they never get old. Not only are they inspired by actual events, but they are often outrageous and push the boundaries of what is deemed as “normal,” either by substantial amounts of money, violence, or drama. They each embody some form of gluttony and are positively engrossing, yet all somewhat similar.
The trailer for Elizabeth Banks’ Cocaine Bear has just been released, and as the name implies, it’s quite the ride, to say the least. In an original new addition to the 1980s cocaine trafficking genre that looks as insatiable as the rest, we are presented the story of a bear that has had just a little too much fun with the narcotic that plagued the bullish ’80s. From the trailer, we can tell that Cocaine Bear is a campy thriller about a black bear who finds and devours at least a brick of cocaine that literally falls from the sky. The bear then goes on a murderous rampage, terrorizing those that cross its path. Complete with outrageously over-the-top violence, and a star-studded cast including Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Isiah Whitlock, Jr., Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and the late, great Ray Liotta, Cocaine Bear gives us all the makings of a classic movie inspired by the era. Oh, and it’s actually a true story.
Honestly, it looks pretty dope and would appeal to more than just cocaine enthusiasts. The idea is hilarious, and somehow, its truth, while tragic, sits directly into ’80s-cocaine-era pop culture.
The Real Pablo Escobear
The true story, although interesting, is a lot less monstrous. On December 22, 1985, the Associated Press reported that while authorities were searching for cocaine dropped by a former officer who was smuggling the drug into the United States, they found the remains of a black bear who had appeared to have gotten into the cocaine and overdosed. At the time, the bear had been dead for about a month. Near the bear’s carcass, a duffel bag and 40 kilograms of cocaine were found torn open and dissipated in the area. It’s believed that the bear may have eaten a few million dollars worth of cocaine before its tragic and untimely death and overdosed shortly after that. The autopsy of the bear revealed that the bear suffered all the afflictions consistent with a massive overdose from cerebral hemorrhaging to stroke. Those that performed the autopsy later said that the bear’s stomach was packed “to the brim” with cocaine. The bear was found in the Chattahoochee National Forest near Blue Ridge, Georgia.
The bear was later stuffed and passed from owner to owner, state to state, for over 25 years. At one point, he supposedly even found himself in the hands of Waylon Jennings. Eventually, the bear earned the nickname “Pablo Escobear,” a punny tribute to the cocaine kingpin Pablo Escobar. Pablo Escobear found his (hopefully) permanent home in Kentucky, where he is on display at the Kentucky Fun Mall. Ironically, Coke Bear is beloved by adults and children, sober and cocaine fanatics alike. It’s nice to know he didn’t die in vain.
So, What About the Smuggler Who Dropped the Cocaine?
As if the bear’s story wasn’t lurid enough, the story surrounding the smuggler is also the stuff of movies, and it did inspire an episode of Justified.
The smuggler’s name was Andrew Thornton, a former narcotics officer gone bad. According to The L.A. Times, Andrew Thornton’s career as a police offer began in Lexington, Kentucky. Before his career as an officer and smuggler, he served in the 101st Airborne Division and was a Purple Heart recipient. His friends would have described him as an “expert” in skydiving from his military career. Nonetheless, he joined the Lexington police force in 1968, where he would stay for nine years. From 1970-1973, he was on the department’s narcotics squad. While working for Lexington, he studied law at the University of Kentucky and, by 1977, would become a practicing attorney.
Between the 1970s and 1980s, Thornton turned to drug and weapons smuggling. He was first indicted in 1981 in Fresno, California in connection with a weapons theft case from the China Lake Naval Weapons Center and marijuana trafficking. Although he wasn’t charged in this case, he was charged with conspiring to import and distribute a controlled substance. One of the crimes he was charged with included being the pilot of a drug run into Kentucky from South America in 1979. He was not charged with a felony but sentenced to six months in prison, and his license to practice law was suspended.
Thorton’s drug smuggling career did not end there, though, which leads us back to Blow Bear. He continued smuggling drugs, and on September 11, 1985, Thornton attempted another drug run, this time of cocaine, to be delivered to an unknown source. While flying a plane over the Southeast, Thornton realized that his plane was beginning to malfunction. He then began to throw the cocaine out of the plane, strapped about 75 pounds of it to his body, and attempted to skydive to safety. However, unlike his previous jumps in the military, his parachute did not fully open, and he fell to his death. He was found with two pistols, a bulletproof vest, Gucci loafers, night vision goggles, 34 large bundles of cocaine, and several other miscellaneous possessions. Sometime between the fall and four weeks before December 22, 1985, Cocaine Bear found one of the packages of cocaine Thornton threw out of the plane, ingested it, and died.
In a series of events that feels like it could only have happened in the 1980s, the world was given the truly unique tale of the Cocaine Bear. While the bulk of the movie itself does not seem to be based on true events, as Snow Bear likely met a quick end shortly after he discovered the drug itself, it does add to a story and proves once again that truth is often even stranger than fiction.