Your Wonkette’s day in news has been overtaken by CATS.

Well here we are in 2024. Who’s freaking out? I AM! You? Well we will survive. With these SNUGGLE FRIENDS, CATS!

We had some tabs!

We brought you the latest edition of THE SPLIT!

We promised you CATS if you came through with 5000 paid subscriptions. You didn’t, but you were so close! So we gave you CATS anyway!

You know who’s not pictured? Any of these guys or ladies!

Or him!

Not her either!

And none of them!

Cat and a homeless guy! (And no bad people pictured.)

And this mouse.

See you bright and early for tabs!

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