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Today is Linda Ronstadt’s 77th birthday, so your present this week is … some Linda Ronstadt! You know, since she is the best and also the primary inspiration for most of my hair choices, which is probably at least part of why Rebecca thinks I look like her!
As an aside, Phoebe Snow was also super awesome and we (by which I mean people who are not my parents) do not talk enough about her, as a society. When is she getting her hipster renaissance?
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