Wonkette’s News Of Today Was Stupider Than Usual.

Several times today in the chatcave, Robyn, Gary and Evan (me) posted stories and just said “What?” or “These people are losing their minds” or “What is going ON today?”

You’ll see why.

Milo Yiannopoulos Challenges Nick Fuentes To Human Woman Impregnating Contest

Yep.

Presidential Campaign Reaches Inevitable ‘Republicans Accusing Immigrants Of Eating Pets’ Phase

Uh huh.

Network Paying Influencers To Throw Sexual Smears At Harris So Gross Even George Santos Was Like ‘Nah I’m Out’

What the hell?

And we didn’t even get to the one where Laura Loomer was eating dog food, because just no.

More normal stories? There were a couple.

There was regular old voter-suppressing awfulness.

Texas AG Ken Paxton Sure Does Hate Voting, Part Eleventy Million

Dominic got to see Tim Walz give that big speech at the Human Rights Campaign dinner this weekend! So that was a nice one.

Tim Walz Gives Big Gay Speech at Big Gay DC Dinner

Tulsi Gabbard is a fuckin’ asshole, and she’s not fooling literally anyone.

Tulsi Gabbard Thinks She’s Gonna Smear Harris With Dick Cheney Cooties

A regular sex scandal? We’ll have to see how this lawsuit shakes out!

California Politician Becomes Republican, Almost Immediately Gets Sued For Sexual Harrassment

A dispatch from Brooke.

Oh My God, Those Chuds Really Were Getting Paid Off By Foreign Agents This Whole Time

Then of course the regular stuff! Like TABS from Rebecca.

Ladies Crying At Kamala. Tabs, Mon., Sept. 9, 2024

And Chapter 44 in the Wonkette serialized novel!

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Forty-Four

And that was it!

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