Wonkette’s News of Today Is THANKS, OBAMA.

Hi hi hi, welcome to the afternoon post roundup!

First and most importantly, what did we need to unlearn about fake news disinformation hurricane facts today?

Hurricane Lies Reach ‘Don’t Make Me Agree With Christina Pushaw’ Level

And some real news, so that’s always nice!

Hurricane Milton Hits Florida As Category Three Climate Reality Storm

Also all the morning news that I saw fit to print!

Hard Rain Gonna Fall. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 10, 2024

This by Marcie was a perfect post, don’t you dare miss it!

Liquidating Rudy Giuliani Begs Court To Let Him Keep Lauren Bacall’s Mercedes

These MOTHERFUCKERS.

New York Times Pretty Sure Trump Just Loves Science! Something Shifty About Kamala, Though.

Shhh, don’t tell them, let them work it out for themselves.

Eric And Lara Trump Are Married To Idiots

Is Trump “pro-worker”? That’s a real mystery.

Trump’s Got Fake Auto Workers And Bibles Made In China

And one more, jeez the baby just takes up all the air. BUT IT IS FUNNY. You will like it.

Pretty Loud Sounds Coming From Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Bathroom Right About Now, We Reckon

Oh no the Deep State Cancel Culture got this nice doctor, oh no.

California Doctor In Trouble For Making Up Lie That COVID Vaccine Killed His Patient

And to end your day: Awww HI BAMZ HI BAMZ HIIIIII!

LIVE: Oh Great, It’s Barry O’Bumbles.

THANKS OBAMA 🙂

See you bright and early for tabs!