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First off, Wonkette is not going to jail! We are mostly law-abiding, mostly, and we have certainly never kicked a cop after trying to steal the election for our lord and savior Donald Trump. That’s Tina Peters. Goodbye, Tina, goodbye! See you at the end of Kamala’s first term probably!
Time for a Kamala prison tattoo! (This is a Wonkette Bazaar ad!)
Now for some hurricane updates for our friends in North Carolina and thoughout the South! The update is AIYEEEEE.
TOO SOON, WONKETTE.
Also: not soon enough!
On another topic, another threefer, in Today in Hitler!
And American Hitler’s January 6 Reichstag or whatever, still coming home to roost!
and
This isn’t Hitler, it’s just gross and weird!
And this gross, weird guy, all mad at witches! It’s like he didn’t even read yesterday’s afternoon post roundup where we reminisced about sexy witches and college!
Tabs was funny! I hope you already read it!
Frankly, Robyn, this was just uncalled for. OUR EYES.
And a final Nice to send you on your way, heart hug emoji!
See you bright and early for tabs!
