Well I am sorry to Moscow, that is awful — and yes, we’re aware of some possibilities — and I am sorry to Kate Middleton but I am a little bit more glad that you know who didn’t run any bullshit stories demanding the Palace account for themselves because OMG OMG OMG photoshopped pickies, clickbait bonanza? WONKETTE.
Here’s the stuff we wrote about today that was not those.
There was a morning news roundup! Neither of those things had happened yet!
Trump got quite a bit of press from us, mostly of the laughing at variety.
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And then this too also!
We would never write about Sen. Bob Menendez if he were a Democrat!
This post is maybe no longer operative. Dok is working on the Defenestration of Prague for tomorrow, but we absolutely refuse to check for further developments once he’s done with that. Maybe there won’t even be a speaker no more!
This one is separate, and shitty!
Okay.
Robyn has a big gorgeous bloody heart.
This has a picture of my old yard in it, yes of course I’m constantly sticking my own pix in my writers’ columns. Self-helpy AF!
This drink looks bizarre. But now I know what to do with all my varied flavored bitters I buy at the liquor store in lieu of spending like $50 on those cute boxes of “a simple syrup and a bitters they send you like a present in the mail.” Thanks Hooper!
See you this weekend! And be safe out there!
xoxox
your friend
Wonkette
