How is it possible that Kamala Harris–a woman! (Trump’s disbelief is palpable on this point)–could be leading in the polls over a creepy, deranged, dottering, slobbering, pants-shitting old fucktard like himself? Apparently he’s never heard of the Celtic wueen Boudica or Catherine the Great or Elizabeth I, because, of course, his reading level stopped with “This Boat is a Good boat