Well THAT was a day! – by Rebecca Schoenkopf

There were some tabs!

How French Girls Practice Self-Care! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 11, 2023

That’s a lot more stealing than we knew!

George Santos Hit With New Indictment On Same Day He Saved Orphans From Burning School Bus

In the ongoing series:

Republicans Set To Pick Next House Speaker Whether We Like It Or Not!

Related! BONUS LITERATURE POST OF DELIGHT!

Four assholes:

America’s Dumbest Senator Calls The Cops Because Former CIA Chief Made Fun Of Him

Hey, Scholastic, Maybe You Could NOT Help Out The Censors?

Laura Ingraham Wishes Joe Biden Would Stop Doing Hamas Attacks To Poor Donald Trump

Ron DeSantis Gonna Make You Keep Looking At Him Until His Poll Numbers Improve

This still manages to shock, for now.

Some Asshole Signing Fifth Circuit’s Name To Stupid Opinions

And whoever on Blue Sky said the worst person in California this weekend was the person convincing Gavin Newsom he should be president (and thus getting him to veto things like $35 insulin), CORRECT. And also, he signed a couple good things this week in addition to the hundred awesome things he vetoed. Fuckin Gavin, SIGH.

CA Gov Gavin Newsom Risks Political Career Apparently, Signs Couple Good Bills Into Law

I am finally finally FINALLY almost calmed down from yelling at you SO HARD to SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. You all were really nice, and I owe 70 of you a note in return. Maybe tomorrow. Probably tomorrow. I love you very much. And the four, count them four of you who split, well, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Hooper emailed me and asked if we needed an Emergency Cocktail. The answer was yes.

Welcome To The Wonkette Emergency Cocktail, The Rye Manhattan!

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