Uh Oh, Is Sam Alito Getting Stock Advice From Sniffing Bud Light Boycotters’ Farts?

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Far be it from us to suggest Samuel Alito isn’t getting his financial advice from the very best and brightest but LOL just kidding, we are suggesting exactly that.

Is Serious Person Samuel Alito Taking Stock Tips From Bud Light-Boycotting Bigots?

Derp derp derp derp derp, that New Jersey town that said 80,000 people attended their Trump rally, they are bad at counting, derp derp derp derp derp!

Jersey Town That Said 80,000 Went To Trump Rally Accidentally Also Counted People Who DIDN’T Go To Trump Rally

Booooo! Boooooo!

Nice Time: Florida College Students Boo Billionaire Asshat Off Commencement Stage

Not booooo! Opposite of booooo!

President Biden Spoke At The Morehouse College Commencement This Weekend, And It Was Wonderful

Here’s an absolute moron.

Billionaire Idiot Dan Snyder Furious To Find Out Trump/Roy Cohn Movie He Funded Not Lovable Bromantic Comedy

The Trump veep auditions are still going, badly.

The Veepstakes Continues On The Sunday Shows!

Huh, guess not all the country Republicans are down with what the big fancy city Republicans are into.

Rural Republicans Somehow Not Interested In Defunding Their Public Schools To Send Rich Kids To Private Ones

TWENTY-NINE chapters of that Wonkette serial novel?

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Twenty-Nine

And of course there were these tabs!

The Cat That Ate The Canary! Tabs, Mon., May 20, 2024

And that’ll be your stories!

Tuesday’ll be some more stories, we reckon!

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