Trump Thumped! – by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Did you come and get your Tabs?

Eric Trump has a Zillow porn mental breakdown!

Eric Trump Will Tweet Zillow Porn Until Mean Judge Agrees Saudi Arabia Could Buy Trump Trash Palace For One Billion Dollars

Screwing the poor and children for a larf.

House GOP Might Consider Funding Government If You’ll Let Them Watch Some Poor Kids Starve

Hey, so, just between us, we think Kyrsten Sinema’s gone batty.

Kyrsten Sinema’s Totally Real Not At All Made Up Perfect Plan For FLAWLESS VICTORY

Hey, Henry Cuellar, you ain’t Secretary Mayor Pete. Stay off Fox News.

Democrat Henry Cuellar Knows What ‘Border Crisis’ Needs: For Him To Go On Fox News And Bash Biden

This is an unsettling trend.

Surprise, Dallas Voters, The Democratic Mayor You Elected Is A Republican Now!

The LGBTQ+ community exists, no matter what this asshole says.

Florida School District Orders Librarians To Purge All Books With LGBTQ+ Characters

Trump is up all the creeks. We love it!

Just feed the kids already!

John Fetterman, Senate Dems Gonna Wipe Out ‘Student Lunch Debt,’ Give Everybody Eat

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Trump’s Lawyers Seem Kinda Scared Of What’s About To Happen To Him

Sitting is the opposite of liveblogging the Republican debate.

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