Trump dares jurors to think of number higher than ‘infinity’ in E Jean Carroll defamation case!

Interesting tabs today if I say so myself!

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Evan does like to leave us the grossest shit when he’s on his way out for his three-day weekends, don’t he?

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This by Robyn is very good; I’m one of those people who gives dick-all about “online privacy” because what have I got to keep secret? (I do care about your online privacy, and don’t sell your shit.) Well, she makes some excellent points!

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An Old Handsome Joe Nice Time one-two!

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An Old Handsome Joe OH NO!

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OK, Greg Abbott takes the headline here, and is a constant bummer, but do at least click through for the veterinarian who thinks he’s a human lady abortion expert!

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Liz wrote up yesterday and today’s Trump and E. Jean Carroll. He is going to have to give her Trump Tower by the time he’s done running his stupid butthole mouth.

Donald Trump Dares Jurors To Think Of A Number Higher Than Infinity In E. Jean Carroll Defamation Case

Make mine a double.

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