Happy Monday, the stupid is accelerating!
Meanwhile, guess whose brain IS broken.
No, for real, his brain is broken. Also the people he spoke to at the Black church in Detroit were white, not from Detroit.
Might as well.
Sexy zaddy governor!
Anti-woke water? Cool.
They were selling that at the Turning Point USA conference in Detroit, where most of the college students were old people. Wonkette was there!
Could it beeeeee?
Math, they’re not good at it.
And of course that serialized novel Wonkette has been serializin’.
And that’ll be all. Come back tomorrow, ya hear?
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