Markwayne Mullin tried to fight a Teamster, plus all your other Wonkette news of today!

As it is Tuesday and I have (most) Mondays off, SER did your tabs! They were good tabs!

Lion Prowls Streets Of Italian Town After Escaping Circus. Tabs, Tues., Nov. 14, 2023

This one’s a real noggin-tickler, this one is!

Is It BAD Jenna Ellis Told Investigators Trump Planned To Stay In Power Forever?

There’s nothing funny in this story at all, obviously. It’s not a funny topic, not even “funny strange.”

Pop Quiz: Should The US Prison System Do MORE Solitary Confinement, Or NOT THAT?

You don’t have to watch the whole thing, Dok’s writing it up for tomorrow.

LIVE: Tyrant Joe Biden Controlling Climate Now!

I think SER does not particularly care for Tim Scott.

Tim Scott Wasn’t Surfing On A Wave Of Positivity. He Was Just Another MAGA Jerk.

Believe it when I see it.

Tricksy House Speaker (?) Mike Johnson (??) Might Avoid Government Shutdown If His Own Caucus Lets Him

Hint they’re going with the second one.

Should Republicans Keep Doing What They’re Doing On Abortion, Or Should They Be MORE Extremist?

Yes! It is!

October Inflation Flat, That’s Good News, Right? RIGHT?

He is entirely full of shit.

Joe Manchin: A Lie, A Verb, And Abortion

Markwayne Mullin tried to fight a Teamster. Kevin McCarthy elbowed a fellow Republican right in the kidney. Everything in Congress is going very well, it’s a very classy joint.

Oh My Stars, Republican Congress Men Are Popping Witnesses And Each Other On Their Bottoms!

Friends Don’t Let Friends Become Kevin McCarthy