Let’s go do some crimes!

Did you come and get your tabs? (It is the law.)

Man Sues 27 Women After Facebook Users Call Him ‘Clingy’ and ‘Psycho’! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 11, 2024

Energizer Bunny just keeps going. (And we haven’t even gotten to today’s in-court shitshow. Maybe we will! Maybe we won’t!)

Trump Literally Wanted To Execute Leaker Who Told World He Hides In Bunkers. Seems Important This Week, No?

This is a good SERies! There’ll be another tomorrow!

It’s Wonkette’s House GOP GTFO Series With Special Guest Loser Indiana Rep. Larry Buschon!

Well, bye.

Chris Christie Closes All Lanes To His 2024 Presidential Bid

There’s a TON of terrible abortion news this week. I’m glad it’s just the right amount for someone.

Goldilocks ‘Abortion Moderate’ Trump Banning Abortions Just The Right Amount, Says ‘Abortion Moderate’ Trump

So this was “fun”!

Hunter Biden Came To Congress Yesterday, Humiliated Marjorie Taylor Greene For Sport, Left

This was infuriating.

Friend Of Maine Mass Shooter Saw Something, Said Something, For All The Good It Did. (It Did None Good.)

Robyn has been training for this *her whole life*.

Robert Garcia Drags The Trumps By Way Of ‘Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City’ Finale

Well that’s sad.

Aaron Rodgers Loses Safe Space For Sharing Feelings, Will Have To Start Journaling

”Let’s go do some crimes!” “Yeah, let’s go get sushi to Target and not pay!”

We Figured Out Who Was Responsible For The Shoplifting Epidemic, It Is A Mom For Liberty

See you bright and early tomorrow, for tabs!