It’s tabs!
Somebody’s bout to get indicted like NOW.
These guys are really something!
Maaaaybe!
Blah blah blah.
Yes, two weeks *from now*. Oh good lord.
Heart hug!
Congratulations, you played yourself!
Derp derp derp.
I think this is my favorite story today, and I think I might have just sent it to you.
And finally, your OPEN THREAD!
Bye bye!