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Good afternoon and happy new week, everyone! Here is the news we covered at Wonkette today.
Melania walked a few steps from her boudoir to hang out with the lamest gay dudes in the country.
Look at you, Volkswagen!
Whoa.
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Time for some idiots in New Hampshire!
Also, it might be a BAD idea to criminalize unhoused people.
Of course, the Sunday shows roundup.
Can you believe scientists are studying ANOTHER healthcare thing that affects people assigned female at birth?
It was Earth Day. Joe Biden talked about it.
And as always there, was the first tabs post of the week.
Plus, Chapter 25 of that serialized novel Wonkette’s been serializin’!
See you bright and early with more!
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