How Did The Oscars Hurt MAGA’s Feelings This Year?

It’s Monday, it’s the day after the Oscars, and as usual, the affair in part demonstrated just how far Republicans have removed themselves from American cultural life, never to be reinvited back in. And that INFURIATES them, whether it’s host Jimmy Kimmel making fun of Alabama Republican Senator Katie Britt in the first four minutes or making fun of Donald Trump’s Truth Social posts in real time as he was whining about the show. (Want to see the entire world openly laugh at Trump? He did, when Kimmel did that.)

So here are your Wonkette stories of Monday!

Like clockwork!

Oscars So Woke And Other Dumb Reactions By Dumb People About The Academy Awards

There were also some weirdos who decided the Oscars, like all popular events, were a satanic ritual.

How Did We Worship Our Lord Satan At The Oscars This Year?

Meanwhile, the aforementioned Britt has been trying to awkwardly walk back her lies about sex trafficking victims and the border, and the Academy hasn’t even started to recognize all the acting work she’s been doing.

Katie Britt Walks Back Lying About Border, Wonders Where Her Oscar Nomination Is

From the other chamber, Rep. Nancy Mace is being a real two-faced asshole right now, surprise.

How to Weaponize Trauma And Lies ‘The Republican Way’

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Haha, that Peter Navarro clown finally has to go to jail. Like next week!

Judge Tells Peter Navarro To Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass ‘Go,’ Do Not Collect $200

Donald Trump had a playdate with a dictator, like he does.

Trump Hosts Viktor Orbán For Mar-A-Lago Playdate

Republicans continue to be the party of education.

North Carolina Republicans Pick QAnon Weirdo To Head Schools

And of course, here are your daily news tabs!

Andrew Zimmern Explains Why Your Five Guys Order Is $24! Tabs, Mon., March 11, 2024

And because it’s Monday, we had Chapter 19 of The Split, that serialized novel we’re all reading together, on Wonkette!

THE SPLIT: Chapter Nineteen

Big day today, and we might even be doing a big liveblog tomorrow, because that Robert Hur special counsel idiot who says Joe Biden is old (LIES) is testifying in Congress.

Bright and early, that’s when we’ll see ya!

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