Farewell, George Santos, Inventor Of The Post-It Note

It’s Friday, and you’ve just been paid — unless you have the sort of job that pays you on the 15th and last day of the month. But there no cool songs about getting paid on Thursday and hitting the club.

Robyn kicked us off with some Tabs.

Woman Is Furious And Offended Coworker Won’t Give Free Manicure. Tabs, Fri., Dec. 1, 2023

Oh, and BREAKING NEWS, first Black president George Santos was expelled from Congress!

Also, some more breaking news.

Sandra Day O’Connor, Who Was Not As Bad As Other Conservative Justices, Dead At 93

Joe Biden said polite, mostly true statements about Henry Kissinger.

Joe Biden Can Confirm The Dates Of Henry Kissinger’s Employment

Joni Ernst choked on the woke but now she’s fine and got some jokes.

Joni Ernst Choked On A Woke

Gavin Newsom showed the nation why Ron DeSantis is Number 2.

Highlights Of The Newsom-DeSantis Debate We Didn’t Watch Either

It’s probably better to just open doors yourself than date Trump voters.

Fox News Ladies So Sad For All The Door-Opening Male Trump Voters No One Will Marry

Henry Kissinger eulogized by a kindred spirit.

I, Shub-Niggurath, Have Come To Eulogize My Great Friend And Partner In Human Suffering, Henry Kissinger

Sara Benincasa delivering the self-help we need!

Weird Stuff The NY Times Wants You To Buy

That’s it for this week. Hang out with Robyn this weekend.