America, it’s your future VP Aaron Rodgers! Just kidding!

Short list for you today, you might could maybe even read all of them! But who does that? OH JUST EVERYONE! Here’s some tabs featuring TWO count them TWO famous Actual Friends of Wonkette!

How A Dangerous Late Night Stunt Almost Derailed Xena: Warrior Princess! Tabs, Thurs., March 14, 2024

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Newt Gingrich Likes Presidents Who KNOW They’re Stealing America’s Secrets, Unlike Senile Old Joe Biden Ha Ha!

I love this post, everything in it makes me happy.

Joe Biden’s 2025 Budget Like A Sears Wish Book For Democrats

So we have a choice, it is “expanded Child Tax Credit and other Nice Times” or “Literally Hitler”!

How Is Trump Playing Tickle Monster With Dictators This Week?

Haha I almost tricked you with this hed on Robyn’s roundup, but I bet I did not trick you!

Three Pop Stars And Kellyanne Conway Come Out For Abortion Rights! Minus Kellyanne Conway.

What if they had a face eating contest and they all won?

Ron DeSantis, ‘Libs Of TikTok’ Jerk Just Taking Turns Eating Each Other’s Faces

Another Nice Time!!!!

Allison Russell, Brandi Carlile, SO MANY MORE Release Fab New Song To ‘Tennessee Rise’ Marsha Blackburn Directly Into Space

And this post mostly gave Robyn an excuse to say nice things about Jesse Ventura, who was not in fact actually the worst!

Future Vice President* Aaron Rodgers Swears He Never Said Sandy Hook Was A False Flag

See you bright and early for tabs!