All roads lead (Wonkette) to Michigan. News of today!

What have we learned today, friends? What haven’t we!

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There were some tabs! And no, I still haven’t put this (and so many other!) temporary tattoo on the Wonkette Bazaar!

It was me. I did that. With the power of VOTES!

I did that too. With the power of “moved here, made everything LOL!”

Pour one out for … nah, keep your sweet sweet liquor for someone who deserves it: Yourself!

And related!

They’ve made their IVF bed, they should have a nice comfy liedown in it.

Ew gross ew gross!

Not even Matt Rosendale’s 20-year-old ALLEGED (by Heidi Heitkamp) pregnant staffer???

And one for the road!

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