Wonkette’s Today In News Is Ready To Stuff JD Vance Into This Locker

It seems like every week I’m explaining why I didn’t send you any afternoon newsletters the week before, and every time it’s because I don’t like to work. So welcome back to the newsletter where I do that! Again! 😀

Evan did tabs for this morning because I was off for Callyson and Spotts’s wedding in Lake Tahoe — DREAMY SIGH! — I guess you will just have to be sure to click tomorrow’s tabs to see the hot pix!

Today Is A Good Day For Humiliating JD Vance! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 1, 2024

And Evan has previewed for you what we’ll be watching together tonight!

CBS Not Live Factchecking VP Debate, They’re Doing Something Way Stupider

What is that 40 percent’s (I don’t think he takes 47 this time) damage? It is brain-breaking.

Trump Comforts Hurricane Survivors With His Usual Lies And Mendacious Bullsh*t

And this guy, what a fucking creep.

Somebody Should Ask JD Vance About The Fascist Who Installed His Operating System

Goddammit.

Anti-Trans Laws Harm Trans People. They Hurt Kids Even Worse.

Rick Santorum Wanking Dot Gif.

Ted Cruz Is ‘Rebranding’ In Tight Race, Say Very, Very Gullible People

Ooooh SNAP and also YA BURNT.

Judge Kills Georgia’s Six-Week Abortion Ban, Because Women Are Not ‘Community Property.’

It was against the law, what the mama saw … Ala … bamaw. That was terrible and I am sorry. But I’m not taking it back.

DOJ Sues Alabama For Rolling Tide Of Legal Voter Registrations Into The Garbage

Thanks Robyn!

Hey! Why Are The Dockworkers Striking?

THREE CHEERS FOR THIS GOOD MAN!

It’s Jimmy Carter’s 100th Birthday! Wow!