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As you can all probably imagine, I was extremely jealous of Evan and his picture with the MyPillow guy — but what luck! I ran into him myself yesterday and got my very own. Tragically, my guillotine earrings (yes, obviously I have guillotine earrings) were not visible in the picture because I had to be very quick about it.
Let me tell you, guys. Mike Lindell is wearing some kind of megahold hairspray, because the moment I took that (#nofilter #probablyshouldhavefiltered #oratleastputonsomegoddamnedlipstick) picture, a giant gust of wind came and blew my hair all over and his stayed perfectly in place the whole time. Maybe his next venture can be MyHairspray? Just spitballing here.
I was hoping he would say something about my witchy illuminati nails, but no.
It’s been a very eventful week so far — in fact, I am pretty sure I even saw Actual Donald Trump walking through the crowd.
No question, that’s definitely him. I would recognize him anywhere.
