Have You Taken Your Ben Shapiro Man Vitamins Today?

Good day, Wonketariat!

Might as well get right to recapping Monday, because there’s been a medical breakthrough, and it is this:

Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire Man Vitamins Will Flush Out Woke Mind Virus, Replace It With Sperm

Speaking of medical science!

Are ‘Ripe’ And ‘Fertile’ Words You Want To Hear From A Guy Defending Child Marriage?

She just won’t stop digging.

Kristi Noem: Here’s Another Dog That Should Be Dead

Poor, poor, poor Rudy.

Time for ‘Bankrupt’ Rudy Giuliani To Give Up The Grande Latte Avocado Toasts, Looks Like!

Donald Trump committed a Mitt Romney gaffe. Don’t worry, he also called Joe Biden the Gestapo.

Trump Tells 40 Percent Of America To F*ck Off, You Dang Moochers

Bunch of Trump veep hopefuls were all over the Sunday shows.

All The Trump Veep Contenders Who HAVEN’T Noem-ed Themselves Out Of Contention!

Is this a good use of Missouri taxpayers’ money?

Missouri AG To Represent GOP Legislators Who Falsely Accused Random Man Of A Mass Shooting

It all started with tabs.

Why 2024 Is The Best Year In A Decade To Visit Iceland! Tabs, Mon., May 6, 2023

And of course your latest chapter of your Wonkette Monday novel!

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT Chapter Twenty-Seven

Good stuff! Let’s do it again on Tuesday!

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