Oh no Donald Trump has no small donors left on whom to feed :(

First things first, did you come and get your tabs today?

Jennifer Aniston Has Never Lived Down Starring In This Film! Tabs, Thurs., March 21, 2024

GO SHERROD!

Trump-Endorsed Wackjob Bernie Moreno To Face Sen. Sherrod Brown In Ohio Senate Race

Evan really enjoyed yesterday’s James Comer Prison Friends Hour yesterday (I never sent you a newsletter yesterday because I had already sent you two other emails plus tabs, AND I was at parent teacher conferences AND I still had to finish tabs, which of course were brilliant as always; you know, you can just go to Wonkette.com and see all our posts there???) and so he doubled up on it this morning.

Jared Moskowitz Helps Republicans Accept That James Comer Might Not Never Find Hunter Biden’s Dang-A-Lang

NERDS!

EPA Vehicle Emissions Rules Here To Save Planet, Make You Wear Birkenstocks

Robyn has a point!

What If We Treated Fashion Models Like People Instead Of Laughing When They’re Abused?

To be clear since it came up in the comments, Jared Kushner isn’t *planning* to build a seaside resort in Gaza, it’s just what he *would* do were he in charge! But the one in the bombed out Yugoslav Army HQ in Serbia, that’s a go!

Jared Kushner Has So Many War-Torn Death Sites To Build Resorts On, So Little Time

LOL!

Oh No, Donald Trump Has Bled All His Small Donors Dry, Has None Left On Whom To Feed

This one has SO MANY old links to Wonkette posts about Wendi Deng, you really shouldn’t miss it!

Hopeless Romantic Rupert Murdoch Marrying Into Russian Oligarch Family

California did. MAYBE. We’ll see.

Why Didn’t Chicago ‘Bring Chicago Home’?

🙁

Poor Kyle Rittenhouse Meaned At In Memphis

See you bright and early tomorrow, for tabs!

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