Relax, Elon, we’re just fucking kidding.
OR ARE WE?
Anyway, Dr. Ashish Jha, the White House COVID guy, is in the building for today’s briefing, so we bet he talks COVID.
Unless he wants to talk about the hottest finds from Kyrsten Sinema’s Facebook Marketplace.
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