Live From Madrid, It’s The President Of America!

President Joe Biden has been at the NATO Summit this week, and according to various websites he is holding a news conference in Madrid. Allegedly.

We are sure he will have a lot to talk about, or maybe he will just make fun of Vladimir Putin’s nipples the whole time — oh no, there is a reason for that joke, it is important international business — who even knows.

Let’s watch it together and find out!

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8:59: Oh, look who is basically on time!

OK so far Biden has said happy words about Sweden and Finland joining NATO and he accidentally called Sweden “Switzerland” because he said he was just so excited about these new NATO members.

He is also very excited that Germany and a bunch of others are getting very close to spending the agreed-upon two percent of GDP that NATO members are supposed to be spending on their own national defense. This is the thing Donald Trump was always trying and failing to understand, when he would act like Germany had failed to make a deposit in a bank account for which he had an ATM card.

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