Wonkette’s day in news was a good day!

Man, I take a week or two or five off from sending you your evening news roundup and all of a sudden people are like “my emails are missing can you resubscribe me” and it turned out they weren’t getting em because I wasn’t sending em!

IT TAKES NINE MINUTES, MAX, AND I HATE DOING IT! 😀

Here’s your damn stories!

<Kermit the frog flailing arms dot gif AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>

OPE! Kamala Harris Picks Tim Walz To Be VP Of Calling Those MAGA Bastards Weird

Same gif also AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tim Walz’s Lt. Gov Peggy Flanagan May Soon Be The First Indigenous Female Governor

o.O

Jenna Ellis Flips In Arizona Fake Electors Case

😀

Federal Court Rules Google Is Monopoly, Even Without Marvin Gardens

HEART HUG!

Simone Biles And Jordan Chiles Are The Greatest, Eff Any MAGA Creeps Who Say Otherwise

As always, Evan did your Tuesday tabs!

The 10 Cutest Dachshunds Kamala Harris Refused To Pick As Her Running Mate! Tabs, Tues., Aug. 6, 2024

And now for these freaks.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Far-Right UK Rioters Just Want To Burn Stuff, Also People, Is That So Wrong?

Slightly less forceful BOOOOOOOOO.

Louisiana AG Blasphemes Lin Manuel Miranda In Attempt To Make Forcing Religion On Kids Constitutional

That’s so Klavan!

Daily Wire Guy Considers Donald Trump ‘Studly’

And that’s it for today! Check back whenever Kamala and Walz start their rally in Philly, I’m sure Evan will have located a livestream by then!