Oh hey, have you gotten your COVID-19 updated new-and-improved 3 a.m. edition of the booster vaccine? Well, you need to, even though COVID-19 is over (not over) and a myth (not a myth). Joe Biden is getting his (getting his)!
And fuck it, he’s gonna do it live, and he’s gonna talk, and you’re gonna listen, and you’re gonna go get sticked if you haven’t.
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